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2 mars When the machines take over... Can we please start programing a default list into military machines, so that when they can go back in time, they can do the following: 1) Terminate the woman who sued McDonalds about the coffee and started this insane blame culture. 2) Terminate the guy who thought it was a good idea to play music on phones without enforcing headphone use 3) Take power over Parliment in 1997 and pass the following laws: - No leader change can be approved without a general election - Banning fox hunting itself is illegal - Selling the gold that backs up Stirling is retarded and any man who proposes the idea must be shot - Blowing up Iraq is not a good idea regardless of what George W says, and anyone who disagrees needs to spend a week in a prison somewhere - Any laws passed under the excuse of "terrorism" which is blatantly erosion into Civil liberties is null and void - ID cards are a waste of money. If any government wants to bring them in they must pay for them with their own salaries. - All MPs who need an extra house in London stay in a youth hostel and are damn grateful for it. - The millenium bug, the millenium dome, and the millenium fireworks don't really achieve anything. Stop wasting money. - Regardless of a persons country of origin, if the work is done within the UK they must be paid UK minimum wage - Peter Mandelson is incompetent and must not be employed. Perhaps his spin will help him in another occupation where he isn't rewarded for failure. - Fitting anything onto a scooter to make it louder is punishable by being banned from the road for life. The same applies to motorbikes less than 125cc 4) Hack the votes in Florida in the Bush vs Al Gore election in favour of Al Gore. 5) Ban mobile phone ownership for under 12s. And come to that, ban them going to see 12As. 6) Terminate whichever person came up with the first "Accident laywers for you" advert. If another one is made, terminate them too. 7) Terminate whichever Civil Servant is responsible for tax credits. Any other ideas? CommentairesPour ajouter un commentaire, connectez-vous avec votre identifiant Windows Live ID (si vous utilisez Messenger ou Xbox LIVE, vous avez un identifiant Windows Live ID). Connectez-vous Vous n'avez pas d'identifiant Windows Live ID ? Inscrivez-vous RétroliensL'URL de rétrolien de ce billet est : http://yojanv.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!8F60B7F1E201AD44!963.trak Blogs Web qui font référence à ce billet
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